Mistaken Identity

"Enter the last four digits of your phone number please ..... No that's wrong, try again ..... No, that's not what we have ..... Try once more" the pharmacist said. 

After four attempts I was like: "That's my number. It hasn't changed" while thinking to myself: "What the hell, has the dementia started?" 

"What's your birthday again?"  ........ "Ummmm oooppps."   

I had thought it odd that he had to finish up my prescription as I had received a text that it was ready for pickup. 

He had confused me with another guy bearing the same first and last name. Had that happen to me in high school once when called into the assistant principal's office to be questioned about my intentions with his daughter. I'm sure there's been one or two other times between then and now. Pretty sure that I'm in the top-5 of most common first and last names. For my generation anyway.

I would have really hated it had I taken home some guy's Viagra prescription.