Last night's fortune cookie:
"Keep your eyes open on Thursday for a special opportunity."
Hmmmm, Well it's the day after my birthday. What could it be? Is there a 10% after birthday bonus added to the current senior discount at my local vinyl record shop? Or free sub sandwich day at the Sub Shop? Or a cool $1 million dropped into my savings account but only if I ask, day?
The possibilities are endless.
I'll keep my eyes open but I'm thinking it will be more along the lines of paper cups being available by the water cooler at work or no waiting to get to use the restroom. Both of those qualify as special. I mean, I thought it pretty special the day I walked into Jimmy John's near closing, and they were giving away free unused stale bread. I considered that opportunistic timing.
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