Kind of a comical thing took place in my life yesterday.
I was sitting at the end of a bench in the break room at work. I'd been there a few moments so was feeling pretty safe and secure when suddenly the opposite end of the bench began to rise and it became the ultimate struggle to regain balance and not fall over.
I'm sure that the people seated a few feet away were looking on, wondering what I was drinking for break.
As I helplessly flailed away, trying to regain balance .... and dignity .... hoping and praying that no one had noticed but knowing that everyone had. it occurred to me that I was in this endless loop that wouldn't end and rectify current events until either, A) I ended up, upside down on the floor with the bench resting on top or, B) Someone came along, preferably heavier than myself, and sat their ass down on the other end of the bench.
I eventually stabilized and survived but with the world being as it is nowadays, I'm sure there's a viral video out there on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Tik Tok. Look for it.
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