Senior Discount

You know how sometimes in life; bad things happen to good people? Well occasionally, good things happen to weird people. Case in point: I was in the local record store yesterday and was informed that they would be giving me a 10% lifetime discount starting now. 

"Really? From now on?"....  I asked.

"Yes" ...... though I suppose that's only true if they remember their kind gesture, but they did pick up on my name after only one visit. 

I don't think the gesture was recorded anywhere for future reference. Nor was I given a discount qualifying card or a secret code word to utter.

A moment later, as if to justify it, I was asked if I was a veteran. "Well no, but I am a senior."

OK, that's good enough. That works. And we can always say that you're protecting the vinyl.