Finally overcame my massive fears and took the plunge into online banking. The deciding factor may have been the paperless statement option. I had grown weary of these twelve page monthly statements that I'd end up cutting into tiny pieces. Small enough that it would require the universe's alltime jigsaw puzzle master to re-assemble. This on the heels of the life changing decision of direct deposit of my paycheck.
I've decided to stop worrying that my use of such technology would possibly hasten the arrival of the end times. I've decided that online banking is safer than trusting my mailman to be 100% accurate when delivering bank statements to my mailbox. And I was growing increasingly weary of trips to the bank or ATM. I'd have plans formulated to do this and that and this and as I was walking out the door these great plans always seemed to gain the late addition of: "Oh shit, I have to stop at the bank first. Damn, now I don't want to leave home!"
And all this on the heels of getting rid of my home phone and all the scam phone calls that never end ..... and by-the-way, you owe us $75 a month for us letting all these scam calls get through our high tech wires to your home.
I'm discovering that the older one gets, the less bullshit-like details and hassles they are willing to have in their life.
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